Call me moneybags 'cause I've got money in the bank!
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The Great Gate of Kiev hits on the P.A. system...
King: Wait a second...I know that song...that's not Mr. Van Halen's song!!
JR: Hmmm...I think you should know it
King: IT'S MY SONG ISNT IT!!
JR: Indeed I think it is.
King: But I'm already here!!
It's at that moment that from the back comes....THE SHADE!!! Not only that...but he's wearing a god awful tacky shirt...a crown...and carrying a briefcase!!
King: Oo!!
JR: I think we're going to get joined here at ringside!!
Sure enough the Shade walks around the ring...ignoring Kade completely as he does a royal wave to the fans....eventually taking a seat next to King and puts his crown on the table....
Shade: HEHE!! This match is gonna be great JR!! Great!!
King: HEY!! There's only room for one King around here!
Shade: Nownow...the only thing that's better than one king...is TWO KINGS!!